Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Words still have consequences.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

You have crossed the line this time, Ed.

Anonymous said...

Oh, lighten up, Ginger.

Anonymous said...

I will destroy you, Mr. Sun. Do you hear me, my pretty? I will behave as irrationally as I please and you will all tremble in fear of my ability to throw a tantrum.

When I am finished all humor will have been extinguished and the world will be a cold, fearful place and I will be pleased for I will have dominion over the sensitive souls who are stirred to action at any accusation, no matter how silly.

Anonymous said...

I am now blogging anonymously out of fear that someone will call my boss.

Anonymous said...

Dang, girl, you bringing me down. I'm quitting blogging and commenting and writing for the newspaper. I might quit being funny altogether. Although if you read my column, you might say I quit a long time ago. Rim shot!

Anonymous said...

Screw it. I'm back. I ain't going out like that.

Anonymous said...

Nooooo! Dear God man, don't you know what you are doing? Don't you know how to handle these situations? You were right the first time. Back down! Back down immediately.

Anonymous said...

We're with you, Jim. Keep the faith. Ginger, you get on my damn nerves.

Anonymous said...

Ginger Bush. Is that a real name. Is that even possible? I don't mean is that possible. I know that is. I mean the name. Is it possible that that's a real name?

Anonymous said...

Ed, you want I should take care of this?

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry. What I meant to say was, "Yo Ed, you want I should take care of this?"

Anonymous said...

Full disclosure. In addition to being an amazing boy reporter, sometimes I can't spell my own name. But, hey, thanks to a lot of hard work, I now know the difference between the Guilford and Greensboro commissioners.

Anonymous said...

Just wanted to stop by and say that, even though I know better and even though I'm in the middle of Tar Heel country, I'm pretty sure that I'll be more obnoxious than ever before since Florida is now the NCAA football champion and basketball champion.

Chomp, chomp, chomp.

(That's me doing the alligator thing with my arms.)

Anonymous said...

Oh, remember why I came by. The ginger bush question. I wanted to answer that (just got so excited about the Guilford council thing). Anyway, I am somewhat of an expert, you know. I know Tristan Taormino personally.

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