Thursday, April 5, 2007

God, I'm smart. And no amount of self-deprecating humor is going to change that fact.


Ben Holder said...

Anybody know what 'oraculates' means?

Joe Killain said...

Why yes, Ben. You see it originates from the Roman word Oracle from the root Orc with which you are probably familiar from The Lord of the Rings movies which, believe it or not, were actually books first. If you'll recall, Orcs were particularly nasty creatures. Hence oraculates means to distribute one's feces, 'shit' in the vernacular, to people too self-important to be satisfied with the word 'predict.'